I thought Comedy Week on YouTube was supposed to be funny??? Am I missing something?

I just had a friend text me “I’m going bi” during our conversation. All I could think was what????? Then she tells me that saying bi is the new bye. What.

Why would you Instagram a photo of you crying? I don’t understand people.

bastardlybrendan:

livinginaniceage:

talkstraight:

Pretty much.

Except that Christians generally have a majority and aren’t being persecuted in the US, whereas people are actively working towards taking away gay rights and gay individuals face outright hatred (often *because* of particularly intolerant Christians). So this isn’t even accurate.

Hey guys.
Remember all those Christians that are forced out of jobs and shunned by their families and friends for coming out as Christian? Remember how all those Christians are denied basic civil rights throughout the entire United States of America?
Remember?
Nah.
Me neither.
Fuck off, Tebow. Go and pray about it.

oncloudnineandthreequarters:

I just spent three hours trying to figure out who the antagonist of Harry Potter is. I should try giving that series a read, because there’s no way I’m watching those movies. NO WAY.

starfallen:

in texas we don’t say “I love you” we say “horses horses tumbleweeds schlitterbahn keEP AUSTIN WEIRd REMEMBER THE ALAMO” which roughly translates to “this town ain’t big enough for the two of us.” I think that’s really beautiful. just get the fuck out of my town

thundabolt:

paintedpaw-shadymod:

smogoncc:

Our inside source at Pokémon Software Providing Company was able to hack into the official Japanese Pokémon website and found a rather interesting image file hidden in the source code. The file was called mewmaoforme.jpg which indicates that it is a new forme of Mew to complement the Mewtwo forme that was revealed to be in the upcoming movie ExtremeSpeed Genesect: Mewtwo Awakens. The word “mao” appears in the file which is the japanese word for “cat” so it would seem that while Mew and Mewtwo are both feline humanoids, this forme has moved more toward the feline side to complement Mewtwo’s forme leaning more toward the humanoid side. We’re wondering if this will be in the new movie as well or will just be included in Pokémon X/Y as a legendary, but either way since it was in the source code of the official site it’s bound to be announced soon. We’ll keep you up-to-date with any new information we find! Thanks!

My god this is ugly

They merged these four images. Doing this for the amount of people who thought it was real.

harrie5:

squeeps:

My mom sent my dad from the other room to hand me a note she wrote.

The note says “get off my balls”

wow

WHAT